Do you want to know why Tahiti Joe took his original Polynesian Sauce and made it hotter while keeping its tropical flavour?
Because all you chileheads loved the flavour of the Polynesian, but your endorphins craved more wela (HEAT). So Tahiti Joe’s Hot Sauces gives you Volcano Ahi (fire). A sauce that will put your ass on fire and leaves your waha (mouth) watering for more satisfying punishment.
The next time you’re grilling some Ahi (Tuna), be sure to splash on Volcano Ahi X Hot, a winning combination.
P.S. Consult a Proctologist before using.
P.P.S. Please don’t use a butt plug to achieve the volcano effect.
Ingredients: Aged Red Peppers, Vinegar, Worcestershire, Habanero Peppers, Concentrated Vegetable Juice, Salsa, Honey, Clam Juice, Fresh Onions, Parmesan Cheese, Fresh Garlic in Water, Carrots, Spices, and Corn Starch.